Spiritual Hell Shoulder Cap
I have to face ancient fears.
I want to expose my old face: I want to switch from thick-framed glasses to contact lenses.
The thick frames are friends. They partially hide the dark circles under my eyes.
They protect me from…
Comments.
All my life, people have discovered my face, leaned in, and said, “You look very tired. Exhausted! Sir, you have the expression of a dead person. You look like a camp counselor about to tell a ghost story, illuminating his face unwaveringly with a flashlight, making him look like someone who has come back from the grave to tell a tale about hell. That’s you! Transparent
To be fair to my critics, I do indeed look tired. Profound.
Proof
In high school French, my teacher stopped everything, slid over to me, and shouted something I thought was French:
“Oh, La La! tu es une horreur terrifiante, sous tes putains d'yeux!”
Since I knew less than half of the French, I laughed, which prompted the teacher to continue teaching me: